6:45AM Friday June 1st, 2012 Hoi An, Vietnam
With each passing day I learn so much about Vietnam. I've witnessed some of the kindest people, and some things I'd be frightened to see in the U.S. I'm instantly aware that people here live not only in a different place, but they also live with a different mindset. The pace of life here is slower, and you'd never see a Vietnamese person speed walking to their next destination. It's not hard to find groups of men lounging about midday. Hammocks are seen in droves, often providing the illusion that all people do here is nap. I can understand this to a point as it gets dreadfully hot, and there's no means to avoid the heat other than air conditioning, which many people don't have. The way of life is slower though, and as an American who wants to rush around, and most importantly not miss out on anything, I feel slightly out of place.
Another thing I've noticed is the differences in language. I find it somewhat enjoyable trying to communicate with people here. It's not always an easy task, and often it requires a lot of finesse. Charades seems to be a game I'm constantly playing whether I like it or not. We had a pleasant experience with our hotel manager in Nha Trang though. She taught us some interesting phrases to repeat. Some were useful while others were not. We learned: bad boy (she kept asking us if we were bad boys and we all got good laughs from this), pretty girl (she was of course the pretty girl and we were the bad boys), how much does this cost, I love you, contacts, hello, goodbye, etc. Though many of them were random I can say that the hotel manager was so helpful, and in the process of learning bits of Vietnamese I experienced a transcendent moment where both of us were connected in our experience of mutual learning. It was truly a pleasure. Anyways there's more to discuss from our time in Da Lat and Nha Trang.
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| Me at the reins of the moped. |
If I recall correctly Bo and I had just returned back from the market to our hotel in Da Lat after getting lost. The next day turned out to be much more of an adventure than that. Of all of the smart, safe things to do in Vietnam we chose well..... not the smartest and safest thing to do. We decided to rent mopeds and jet off into the surrounding lush mountains in search of the Elephant Waterfall. After meeting up with a couple girls who were doing the same thing as us we grouped up into a pack. The five of us rented 3 mopeds (automatics). This would have been much more difficult with a manual which would have required us to understand how to use the clutch, and being the uneducated man about motor vehicles that I am this would have been insane. Regardless I'd still never ridden a moped. Yet with my overconfidence and habitual lying I told Bo that of course I'd ridden one before. With this information Bo thought it best to put Marlowe on the back of my moped to leave the city and head into the countryside. Although he had no knowledge due to my convincing lies this was most definitely a stupid thing to do. We made it safely to the outskirts of town to get petrol (gasoline) already running on fumes as they were provided with literally just enough fuel to make it to the petrol station. The next five hours of my life were some of the more exhilarating hours I've experienced. Zipping through the winding roads of the mountains we laughed, cheered, and examined the sheer, unadulterated beauty around us.
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| This truly doesn't do that countryside around Da Lat justice. |
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| Bo and I on the mooped. |
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| We even did some no hands action. |
Having minimal directions to reach the Elephant Waterfall we of course got extremely lost. None of us complained as everywhere we looked was a sight to see. The rolling hills and foliage and the open air on our faces as we raced around was enough for us. After an hour or two of being lost we ended up in front of a strawberry stand, and we were informed we were going the wrong way, again. Upon turning around with Marlowe on the back of the moped I got us into some sand and in an act which only an extremely inexperienced tourist would perform I managed to fall over on the bike revving the engine as far as it could go in an attempt to not get crushed by the bike or be burned. Marlowe made it off safely as did I, but having the strawberry stand attendant and all of his local friends laugh at me was a serious injury to my overconfidence. What can I say. I pulled off one of the worst touristy moves. I crashed a moped. And I was laughed at. Luckily those things are extremely sturdy so no harm no foul I guess. Another hour and a half and more conversations with locals who spoke no English at all and we finally found the Elephant Waterfall having been turned around en route to the waterfall earlier. The falls were impressive no doubt and so was the accompanying temple, but much more exciting was the act of riding through more rural areas surrounding Da Lat.
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| Elephant Waterfall |
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| Temple near Elephant Waterfall. |
After returning quickly and just missing the torrent of rain that was about to fall we went out to dinner with our new found friends enjoying a Vietnamese tradition, the hot pot. These are very tasty, and I recommend that everyone try one. They're great for groups of people to eat together. We went to the market, had a couple of beers with a friend from Saigon named Barbara. It seems like you can't help but run into travelers you've met before, as was the case in Nha Trang.
The next day we headed off on a bus through the mountainous region towards the beach in Nha Trang. The bus ride out of the mountains like the bus ride in was inexplicably beautiful. I wish any pictures did it justice. Upon arriving in Nha Trang I instantly realized that it was likely even more transformed by the influx of tourists. We entered an internet shop to determine the location of our hotel, and after seeing the smallest time, 10 minutes, was 3,000 Vietnamese Dong we gave him 10,000 expecting change. When he put 10 minutes on the computer and I said, "3,000" he basically threw the money back at us, walked away giving us the ultimate, 'Fuck you tourists' look. When beaches are involved I always expect local people to be jaded, but this was a harsh introduction to Nha Trang. Regardless we found our hotel by walking into another hotel and asking them where it was. This is definitely not the best method. Nha Trang it turns out is so damn hot that all anyone would want to do in their right mind is stay inside with the air conditioning blasting away. But this was not what we did. Instead we went off to the beach after lathering on sunscreen as if it was a requirement for stepping outside. The beach was pretty, though the second day sediment from the nearby river made the water murky and slightly unappealing. The first day though was great, too hot, but great. We sat in the shade and enjoyed the water.

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| The beach is extremely long. |
After getting some curry Bo, Marlowe, and I prepared to go out to meet other travelers.
As it turns out finishing a bottle of red wine champagne to yourself is a rough way to go about starting a night, but who knew until it was done. A couple bars later and we found ourselves sufficiently drunk and chatting up some other travelers. Again we ran into the girls from Da Lat and a few other people from Da Lat. It was fun for sure, and the cheap/free drinks clearly added to our oppressing hangovers the next day. We still managed to see Po Nagar, a temple right on the outskirts of Nha Trang. It was here that I experienced my first American pictures, for lack of a better name. I was walking around the Po Nagar complex when someone yelled at me, "Eh, Eh, Eh." I looked around not sure the man was yelling at me and continued to walk. Again the "Eh, Eh, Eh," rang out in my direction. Before I knew what was happening the man had come up to me and wrapped his arm around my shoulder. I was slightly confused at the spectacle, but quickly caught on that the man was posing. Within 10 seconds or so a camera had been withdrawn and a picture was being taken of us. I smiled not knowing what was happening, but always hopeful to give America a good name went along with it and made a good time of the random encounter. This happened one other time during my walk around the complex. On our second trip to the beach I decided it was time to buy a coconut. I knew the price was 30,000 Dong, but I figured if I went up with 23,000 they would still take it. I got a fresh, cold coconut for the 23,000 Dong, a little over $1, and headed off into the water to enjoy floating as I sipped on my discounted coconut. Bo experiencing travelers woes as all do during their time abroad (it can't be avoided) provided some comedic relief as we all hoped the bus to Hoi An last night would provide us with enough stops to meet his demand for bathrooms. I've been lucky enough to avoid this so far, but I'm sure it's looming, waiting to strike at the most inopportune moment.
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| Po Nagar Temple. |
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| The side view of one of the towers as they're called. |
We had a sleeper bus last night, and I managed to get good enough sleep in my top bunk, but Bo and Marlowe both got very little as the road was extremely bumpy, and as per usual the horn blared into the night. I woke up at one point to our bus driver texting. Scary for sure, but what am I to do to tell him not to. Well we arrived safely, and I was greeted by picturesque rice fields as we approached Hoi An. One thing I've noticed is the interweaving of agriculture, an unfettered beauty, and the development of a modern economy. It is so obvious and extremely recognizable. Areas that were once more 'simple' are becoming 'advanced'. Not that this is a bad thing, it's just something I've come to see over and over again. Vietnam so far has been a land of shifting sands. I'm not trying to be cliched, but this place has a feel of drastic opposites. It's changing though, and this change is very evident. Anyways I am trying to enjoy all of Vietnam for all of its wonder. And believe me there is a lot of it.
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| Bo and Marlowe in their sleepers. Clearly happy. |
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| My view of the driver's seat from my sleeper. |
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| Captured from our bus as we neared Hoi An. |
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| Rice paddies are always beautiful. |